So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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