when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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