I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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