wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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