just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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