Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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