All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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