I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize