are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish you could order shots online.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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