These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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