Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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