question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have post one night stand depression
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