He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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