My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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