Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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