dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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