My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
This house was built for laser tag.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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