Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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