Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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