i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
nutella sex= disaster
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
