I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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