She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize