I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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