ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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