Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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