I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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