WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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