I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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