Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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