It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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