I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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