This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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