why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
