We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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