Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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