Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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