In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just want to make out with him forever
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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