her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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