Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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