I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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