ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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