I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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