well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Dear god my vagina.
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