i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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