well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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