After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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