I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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