Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
