If i come over, it means nothing
True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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