dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
