Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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