have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
