he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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